Some Funnies.........

Jolee: Mom I need a tennis shoe!

Me: A what? Why?

Jolee: Because Mom, I need a tennis shoe in a box

Me: Thoroughly confused at this point, a what?

Jolee: A wiper for my nose, mom

Me: Oh, you need a tissue!!!!

*She is so picky, about stuff. I said we are out of tissue's go get some toilet paper. Mom you don't use that to wipe your nose, you need one out of a box!*

This conversation took place on a Sunday morning, while getting ready for church, between her Daddy and her.

Silas: Jolee, you look so pretty this morning!

Jolee: yep

Silas: Jolee, how about saying...thank you!

Jolee: Thank you!

Jolee: Not skipping a beat, about 2 seconds later says... Dad, how about saying... your welcome!

This is a conversation, that took place while shopping for Jolee some clothes the other day.

Me: Jolee, look at this shirt how cute..do you like it?
Jolee: um, no not really!
Me: still holding the cute shirt in my hand, picked up a pair of jeans and said...how cute are these?
Jolee: I don't think they are my size, they are too long! And then says...Mom I told you, I really don't like that shirt, that you are holding.

*End of story: We walk out of the store empty handed! She is 3 and is a picky shopper already!*